Monday, July 27, 2009

This is just unbelievable.

Why the fuck is this necessary? Yeah... more to come.

Old Guy with Bad attitude seeking PT Work (GR)

Date: 2009-07-26, 3:22PM EDTReply to: res-9apku-1290048904@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


50 year old White guy with a buttload of factory experience seeking Part time employment. Desire 10 to 12 hours a week , and won't get out of bed for less than $10.00 per hour. Still reading? Good! here is a little more info. I am a dependable employee, but have never worked at anyplace for more than 5 years because I refuse to kiss ass. I can ( and will ) do almost any job that you can train the average monkey to do. At my age, don't be expecting me to bust my ass though! I will also be happy to take a drug test , just don't expect it to be 100 % free of "illegal" toxins!
I currently split my time working as a contractor and assorted Merchandising gigs, but neither of these are "steady" income, and I simply need a few "steady" hours each week through out the year for essentials such as Gas and Coffee. So, if you need a 50 year old, smart assed, semi-bad attitude yet dependable employee to do some bullshit mundane and mind numbing task for 10 to 12 hours a week, respond to ad. I might even find your offer to be within the limits of what my dignity will allow me to accept and we will both be happy. I aint gonna hold my breath waiting for a response though! Thanks for considering.


Location: GR
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PostingID: 1290048904